Awake check ready

Snooze button declined.

A wake-up alarm that keeps going until you prove you are awake.

Bonk is a wake-up alarm that keeps nudging until you prove you are actually awake, with barcode and QR checks, math problems, tile puzzles, blackjack, and a little morning accountability.

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Everything, alarm-shaped

One app, several ways to make morning-you cooperate

Bonk starts simple: pick an alarm. Then it adds the parts that matter when you are trying to wake up for real.

Keeps trying

Pick a time, choose the days, and decide how stubborn Bonk should be when morning-you starts bargaining.

Barcode or QR proof

Scan a saved code, or type it manually when the camera refuses to cooperate.

Math, but meaner

Easy through Professional modes, plus Marc Mode for mornings that apparently need a boss fight.

Swipe tile puzzles

Slide a 3x3 or 4x4 board into order with taps or swipes before Bonk calls it handled.

Blackjack wake checks

Win a quick hand against the dealer when arithmetic and tiles are not dramatic enough.

Friendly setup

A short onboarding walks through theme, alarm rhythm, barcode checks, and challenges one step at a time.

Emergency override

Optional passkey escape for real emergencies. Not a snooze button, more of a fire exit.

Your wake ritual

Tune the challenge mix, puzzle size, math difficulty, barcode checks, theme, and how much patience Bonk should have.

Morning receipts

See what you solved, how long it took, how many tries it needed, and which checks fought back.

Loved by Sigmas everywhere

What our customers are muttering into their pillows

Reviews collected from a highly scientific panel of people who thought one more snooze was harmless.

"I used to be a real beta snoozer but now I am a real Bonk mogger."

*****

A Former Snoozer

Leading Sigma Alpha Chad

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Bonk was vibe-coded with a single Prompt:

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See it in action

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Four pieces of the morning ritual, from setting the alarm to claiming victory.

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Scheduled: 07:30

Alarm SetupPick the time, weekdays, and retry behavior.
How It Works

The alarm stops when the wake checks are done.

You choose an alarm time and weekdays. When it is time to get up, Bonk starts a wake check instead of trusting one sleepy tap.

Scan your chosen barcode, solve the math, finish the tile puzzle, or run whatever mix you set up. Type the code if the camera is being dramatic, play a hand of blackjack if you asked for it, and keep an emergency passkey around only for real escape-hatch moments.

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Choose your Bonk.

The alarm that keeps asking follow-up questions until you are awake enough to answer them.

Available soon

Bonk is getting polished for iOS and Android. The wake checks are warming up.

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